I’m a Living Legend
So I had the funniest e-mail in a long time the other day, I’m a living legend!
No I’m not starring in the new porno with Paris Hilton, I haven’t won the $5 million from McDonalds (yet), and David Letterman isn’t going to ask me to come up to New York any time soon. But according to the e-mail I got I am a legend at the orphanage my kids are at.
You see when I was in Ethiopia I convinced the kids that the scar from removing the softball sized cyst off my liver that covers my entire stomach, and is quite ugly by the way, was created when I was attached by and Ambassa (lion). Well the kids would call me a liar, and I would conceede and tell them it wasn’t an ambossa it was a Djebo (hyena)
Well one of the girls that I really liked finally came home to her new family, where upon she told her family all about Yosef’s daddy who was “bitten on the stomach by a LION” Apparently it’s still quite the subject at the orphanage.
I can’t wait to be back, next month can’t come soon enough.
And it just hit me while I was typing this that I need to start my Christmas shopping as I won’t be able to really do that once the kids are home!